Pino's Recipe for a Successful Pizzeria
PREP TIME: 30+ YEARS
SERVING SIZE: 1 FINE ESTABLISHMENT
INGREDIENTS:
1 GOOD LOOKING MAN FROM SICILY
1 HEALTHY DOSE OF AN ITALIAN
ACCENT
1 HEART FULL OF LOVE
50 YEARS OF RESTAURANT
EXPERIENCE
A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF AUTHENTIC RECIPES
DIRECTIONS:
Hand pick one man born in Bagheria, Sicily. Add to his heart a healthy dose of LOVE. Let him cure to the age of 26 then transfer him to America. At this time, go heavy on the ITALIAN ACCENT. Fold in 50 years of RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE and a generous amount of AUTHENTIC RECIPES. Blend in AMAZING EMPLOYEES and FAITHFUL CUSTOMERS.
This RECIPE will yield delicious meals and exceptional service to any community.
